If you rub a raw carrot on your forehead and sing Yankee Doodle 5 times really fast while standing on one leg on top of a clean white cloth (it must be white, otherwise it will not work)you will heal your lower back pain.
"I was in pain for years in my lower back and I tried everything out there to find relief from this agony. And then I read about this method. I was skeptical at first, especially when this was being endorsed by the American Carrot Association, but I went for it and within a week I was totally cured. It really works and I urge everyone who has back pain to give it a try so that they too will see the amazing results."
Well shawnsmith, I tried this out, but it didn't work :-( Maybe the next time I should take a bio-carrot (the engergetic vibrations of a bio carrot will be much more higher than these of a normal pesicide-contaminated supermarket-carrot and therefore sink better into my TMS-brain)!
Sorry you guys !! You have been taken in by the Back Pain proselytizer's and the Carrot lobbyists. I have be entrusted with the divine healing secrets to back pain: you simply wear a bag of chicken lips and eye of newt around your neck while dancing naked in the street and singing the national anthem.
When the police arrive, Taser you and cuff you it is guaranteed that any awareness of your back pain will be eliminated.
"Around and Around the Circle We Go.... The Answer Sits In The Middle and Knows..."
back pain exercise video from an expert
Posted - 02/14/2013 : 20:58:11
