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tennis tom |
Posted - 03/05/2013 : 10:29:24 [Alvy and Annie are seeing their therapists at the same time on a split screen]
Alvy Singer's Therapist: How often do you sleep together?
Annie Hall's Therapist: Do you have sex often?
Alvy Singer: [lamenting] Hardly ever. Maybe three times a week.
Annie Hall: [annoyed] Constantly. I'd say three times a week.
It's all about perspective. tt/lsmft |
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pspa123 |
Posted - 03/16/2013 : 08:50:47 The scene where Woody plays a sperm cell is about as funny as it gets. Pure genius. |
tennis tom |
Posted - 03/16/2013 : 08:28:35 [Alvy Singer does a stand-up comic act for a college audience] Alvy Singer: I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final, you know. I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. When I was thrown out, my mother, who was an emotionally high-strung woman, locked herself in the bathroom and took an overdose of Mah-Jongg tiles. I was depressed at that time. I was in analysis. I was suicidal as a matter of fact and would have killed myself, but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian, and, if you kill yourself, they make you pay for the sessions you miss. |
NicoleSachsLCSW |
Posted - 03/12/2013 : 16:42:43 A) i adore all the annie hall references. B) Tom and Shawn - my heart soars as you boys play so nicely together (keep in mind i have 2 sons.) :):):)
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n.
quote: Originally posted by tennis tom
[Alvy addresses a pair of strangers on the street]
Alvy Singer: Here, you look like a very happy couple, um, are you?
Female street stranger: Yeah.
Alvy Singer: Yeah? So, so, how do you account for it?
Female street stranger: Uh, I'm very shallow and empty and I have no ideas and nothing interesting to say.
Male street stranger: And I'm exactly the same way.
Alvy Singer: I see. Wow. That's very interesting. So you've managed to work out something?
Embrace your Truth, Create your Life. |
tennis tom |
Posted - 03/12/2013 : 10:20:05 [Alvy addresses a pair of strangers on the street]
Alvy Singer: Here, you look like a very happy couple, um, are you?
Female street stranger: Yeah.
Alvy Singer: Yeah? So, so, how do you account for it?
Female street stranger: Uh, I'm very shallow and empty and I have no ideas and nothing interesting to say.
Male street stranger: And I'm exactly the same way.
Alvy Singer: I see. Wow. That's very interesting. So you've managed to work out something?
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tennis tom |
Posted - 03/11/2013 : 23:35:23 quote: Originally posted by shawnsmith
Speaking of perspective:
http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/402381_561663950520067_1829686373_n.jpg
Ha, ha, very funny Shawn! |
Wavy Soul |
Posted - 03/11/2013 : 23:19:31 Hi TT and co Yeah, but the Annie Hall quote that really pertains to our TMS stuff is this very last line of the movie: I've changed one word. It's perfect, because we all go after fake illnesses because we need the eggs...
"You know, this guy goes to his psychiatrist and says, "Doc, my brother's crazy. He thinks he's a chicken." And the doctor says, "Well why don't you turn him in?" The guy says, "I would, but I need the eggs." Well, I guess that's pretty much now how I feel about symptoms– you know, they're totally irrational and crazy and absurd, but, I guess we keep going through it because most of us need the eggs."
Love is the answer, whatever the question |
shawnsmith |
Posted - 03/11/2013 : 15:55:01 Speaking of perspective:
http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/402381_561663950520067_1829686373_n.jpg
************************* “Living up to an image that you have of yourself or that other people have of you is inauthentic living – another unconscious role theego plays.” -- Ekhart Tolle |
shawnsmith |
Posted - 03/06/2013 : 11:26:14 TT,
This is also from "Annie Hall" |
tennis tom |
Posted - 03/06/2013 : 11:02:34 Shawn, from "TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN"? |
shawnsmith |
Posted - 03/06/2013 : 10:25:29 This is also from "Annie Hall" --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U1-OmAICpU
Alvy as young boy sits on a sofa with his mother in an old-fashioned, cluttered doctor's office. The doctor stands near the sofa, holding a cigarette and listening.
MOTHER (To the doctor) He's been depressed. All off a sudden, he can't do anything.
DOCTOR (Nodding) Why are you depressed, Alvy? MOTHER (Nudging Alvy) Tell Dr. Flicker. (Young Alvy sits, his head down. His mother answers for him) It's something he read.
DOCTOR (Puffing on his cigarette and nodding) Something he read, huh?
ALVY (His head still down) The universe is expanding.
DOCTOR The universe is expanding?
ALVY (Looking up at the doctor) Well, the universe is everything, and if it's expanding, someday it will break apart and that would be the end of everything!
Disgusted, his mother looks at him.
MOTHER (shouting) What is that your business? (she turns back to the doctor) He stopped doing his homework.
ALVY What's the point?
MOTHER (Excited, gesturing with her hands) What has the universe got to do with it? You're here in Brooklyn! Brooklyn is not expanding!
DOCTOR (Heartily, looking down at Alvy) It won't be expanding for billions of years yet, Alvy. And we've gotta try to enjoy ourselves while we're here. Uh?
He laughs. |
tennis tom |
Posted - 03/06/2013 : 09:54:25 Annie Hall: Oh, you see an analyst? Alvy Singer: Yeah, just for fifteen years. Annie Hall: Fifteen years? Alvy Singer: Yeah, I'm gonna give him one more year, and then I'm goin' to Lourdes. |
tennis tom |
Posted - 03/06/2013 : 09:45:06 quote: Originally posted by shawnsmith
I remember the first time I had sex, I was by myself.
Most of us were probably DIY, do it yourselfers. |
shawnsmith |
Posted - 03/05/2013 : 13:00:36 I remember the first time I had sex, I was by myself. |
njoy |
Posted - 03/05/2013 : 12:45:22 It's like the old joke about the new cure for nymphomania. Marriage. |
njoy |
Posted - 03/05/2013 : 12:43:57 Ya, Tom, what's up with you guys? |
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