| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| jrnythpst |
Posted - 07/28/2006 : 06:22:22
I dedicate this story to myself and all the other "goodists" out there.
Pastor's Folly
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>> The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The
pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
race again, and it won again. The local paper read:
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>> PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT
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>> The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he
ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The
next day, the local paper headline read:
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>> BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS
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>> This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor
to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun
in a nearby convent. The local paper hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:
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>> NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
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>> The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have
to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
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>> NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
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>> This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to
buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run
wild. The next day the headlines read:
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>> NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
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>> The bishop was buried the next day.
>>
>> The moral of the story is..... Being concerned about public
opinion can bring you much grief and misery....and even shorten
your life. So be yourself and enjoy life....stop worrying about
everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer.
Hugs,
Ali Cat |
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